18 Tattoos That are Perfect for Your Midlife Crisis

by ParentCo. October 20, 2017

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A bottle of sunscreen with an SPF number matching your age

A skull and crossbones with “LOW CARB”

A rose that needs watering, but who has the time?

The letters S E L F H E L P across the knuckles

An anchor with a bunch of kids clinging to it and demanding juice

A butterfly whose wings could use a little work

“Mom? Can you see this or do you need your reading glasses?” in a heart

A tiger who’s fallen asleep at 9 p.m.

A dandelion labeled “Suburban devil”

A pair of dice with a scroll that says “Graduate School”

A pinup girl with visible cellulite

A single drop of urine

“Live for today; but don’t touch your 401k” on a decorative scroll

A dreamcatcher with Ambien dangling from the feathers

Your spouse’s name in 100-point Garamond font

An inspirational quote: “Still I rise at 5 a.m., why don’t I go to the gym?”

A house with the words “High Taxes But Great School”

A ship in a bottle of antacids

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