Cancer April 2016 Horoscope

You like family, home, security and privacy.

You’re the NSA of the zodiac — you actually remember all of your  passwords, and you’ve considered buying a nanny cam. Meanwhile, a bunch of crazy planets are fired up and you’ll feel like taking a trip! Realistically, this trip will be to school, the dentist, and the grocery store. It’s ok, just take some time off from your tiny monster spawn making unreasonable demands. Flirty Venus is all: hey baby, why don’t you get together with some pals and treat yourself? But, beware! Don’t go shopping alone because the goddess of love and money is fired way UP. You might accidentally spend all your cash on leather thongs, or expensive dried fruits, or a dog that ends in -doodle, or that new Tesla. Keep your advisors close and stay nimble, Cancer.

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