Aquarius May 2016 Horoscope

I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life, Aquarius.

What’s up, Inspector Gadget? How’s your new phone? That new app? The faster internet? How did Aquarians even live before the dawning of the age of the internet?

I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life. You probably had so many you needed a gun-rack in your flaming chariot, but for abacuses. That’s obviously accurate because you’re a curious and brainy rebel warrior.

Pretty great combo, Aqua-nator. Remember this true nature when your kids complain about being bored. Give it the old, “Are you NOT entertained?!” Then, balance it all out with some time away from electronics. Also, practice patience. Note that I said “practice.”

While it’s not a great time to get a new loan, it IS a fine time to raid the piggy bank JUST enough to get that object d’art you’ve had your eye on for the last few months.

It’s been calling to you. Go forth, and answer.

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