Taurus April 2016 Horoscope

by ParentCo. April 01, 2016

As the bull of the zodiac, you’re hard to knock over.

Maybe you have short legs and a low center of gravity, or maybe you’re fast and scrappy. I dunno, I’ve never seen you. My point is this: with Mercury in your sign set for a tryst with Jupiter, you’ll feel like turning down for what. Since you’re a parent now, this means you bellying up to the bar at that bowling alley birthday party you’d rather die than actually go to. Go anyway. It's for the children. Heads up: your workload could get pretty tricky in the second half of the month cuz everyone’s a slacker. By “everyone” I mean your work colleagues, your friends, and most definitely your kids. The kids aren’t sure if they actually have to complete the tasks you give them, nor do they care. Tell those little money-eaters to pitch in and help out already. Don’t negotiate. You’re the bull, remember? Be da bull.


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