Gemini May 2016 Horoscope

by ParentCo. April 29, 2016

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You’re so good at juggling things, you should join the circus! You’re a multi-tasker to the end, with a busy mind and a great sense of humor. Hey, let’s be friends!

Wait though, sometimes your kids can’t keep up, so give them a break. Or, a rake. You know, to help rake the yard. That is to say: teach the kids how to share the many tasks you’re always working to accomplish. They’re on the team, right? Get ‘em on the court! Ok now, listen up: you’re not gonna believe this but the zodiac actually says that around the 12th, you should definitely have a barbecue. You’ve got a bumpin' planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks. Or some tofu. Whatever you’re into. Just take advantage of the good planetary energy and connect with your people. Later in the month, Jupiter and Saturn are gonna throw down like a couple of angry chimpanzees hopped up on Xanax. Careful now. If you’re not paying attention to the details, you might accidentally make a mole-hill into a mountain.


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