Capricorn April 2016 Horoscope

by ParentCo. April 01, 2016

You’re industrious, productive, and resourceful. Your work ethic is intense.

So intense, that it’s hard for you to relax unless you assuage the associated guilt with more work. Booooo, guilt. Turn off the work, turn up the tunes, and let it all go. Preferably in the living room with your kids because they love to see you enjoy life...even though your dancing is so bad the people around you wonder if they should be wearing shin guards and helmets. There's a new moon in your solar 4th house of family. No, that's not an HGTV show. It’s an astrological energy that could bring your family its newest member! Maybe it’s a baby? Maybe it’s a pet turtle? I really hope it’s not your Uncle Ted coming to crash on the couch, because that guy hasn’t managed to pull his shit together one time in 52 years. NOT TODAY, UNCLE TED. A moon in Aquarius means now’s the time to take another swing at whatever money matters have been vexing. Here's the thing: everything's fine, Capricorn.


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