Capricorn May 2016 Horoscope

by Parent Co. April 29, 2016

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We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down. Like, WAY down. Like, hair-metal band down.

You’ve been following the rules, task-mastering, and plowing through projects like the industrious boss you are. Now you need to chill. You can do it. YOU CAN. Because you earned it. And also because your kids LOVE when you pretend to be Gene Simmons. You’ve repeatedly shown them how to work hard — a crucial life-skill — and this month is a great time to show those yung’uns how to play hard too. You know why? Because a bunch of sexy-ass planets are hanging out in Taurus, making their way to your solar 5th house of lovers and playmates. Yep. Whut whut. Guess what else? You need to keep your eyes out for a bit of a windfall — keep in mind, these come in many forms. It could be money. It could also be a lot of free ice cream. Or a buy-one-get-one extra jar of your favorite pickles. “Windfalls are everywhere if you look at them right.” — The Grateful Dead, probably.


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