- When in combat, hold above the waist. Don't get caught napping.
- Make your own sound effects. Make-believe Jedis don't giggle. The make fake laser-y sounds every time they slice that saber through the air.
- Use two hands, but use the handle. Don't put your hand on the actual saber! Have some respect for its technology.
Meanwhile, if anyone has a light saber that doubles as a vacuum, get at me. I would definitely buy that product.