We’ve tapped into vast celestial knowledge to bring you this fully irreverent, somewhat accurate, parent-focused, sun-sign astrological horoscope.
By vast celestial knowledge, we mean we’ve consulted several calendars and had breakfast with our friend, Topaz. It’s obviously the most useful horoscope you’ll ever read.
According to the Centers for Disease Control, these are the leading causes of death for infants and preschoolers. Awareness is key
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